just don't leave

I made 3 original artworks for an exhibition my agency is putting on in their gallery. I never work this way so it was haaaaard but way funs

i don't want none

more advice please

Recycled images to the maxxx. For Falmouth Advice To Sink In Slowly posters for new students.

the guardian

Everyone should go out tomorrow and buy the guardian as this image should be in it! In the education section. I hope it is really there. It will be slightly upsetting if I have told everyone to buy it and then it is not there. Anyway, everyone go and buy it and they will sell so many they will wonder why and then realise it's cos of this picture and then pay me lots and lots of money to draw them pictures forever. Or something. Hooray!

website schmebsite

i have had a little website re-do overhaul thingy thing. I am much preferring my new one. It has many similar picture to the ones on here, please go check it out though.

www.tattoosoftears.co.uk

xxx

tragedies at picnics and the like

some new pictures what i did t'other day. an ace man named robin says that he thinks the leopard in the top picture has eaten the unicorns new spouse. i have to agree. obviously yeah?

secret garden

I went and put up some arty type things in a pretty little wooden house in the garden of some lovely people in my homevillage of Henfield. David came with me. I made some little badges and sold them, which may have funded our beef jerky addiction. I made some bunting too. We scared away small children with our demons and bloody limbs. It was all lovely fun and games.
And then we saw some newts and ate giant sandwiches.

all the sailor boys have demons

boring cool people

true love

fact

yes, i have been told already that this looks like a penis//fish//penisfish. but he is just a very upset little heart.

monday

tuesday

happy happy

easter. a bit latey late. i think eggs may be my favourite food ever.

last night

i dreamed of digging tiny diamonds from the earth

help me help me please oh oh

recently I have been dreaming a lot about death. I am not sure what this means, but it is rather upsetting. always there are scary crazy men with guns//knives and they just massacre everyone except me. the worst of it is that in one dream, these mentalist people killed everyone in a massive house party except me...and keira knightly. what has happened to the world?! seriously. it was very distressing.

I have the strangest sensation that my ears are bleeding.

like the desert's missed the rain...

hello my lovers. recently my brain, and my hands, have been enjoying some sleepytimes in a sticky tree knot somewhere in the mystical convergence of eastville park. awoken from their slumbers by kitties they dance once again by the light of the new moon. oh yes, dance my pretties, dance!